Kisah Sorang Isteri Dan Hot Dog..

Alkisah ada seorang perempuan bisu yang sudah pun berkahwin, pada suatu hari,dia telah ke supermarket untuk membeli daging, tetapi disebabkan dia bisu, dia mempunyai kesusahan untuk berkomunikasi dengan para pekerja di sana.

Disebabkan begitu, dia membuat keputusan untuk memanggil cashier (cashier tu pompuan gak ok) masuk dalam bilik.

Pada hari yang pertama, dia nak beli dada ayam. Dia pun panggil cashier tu masuk dalam bilik sulit, pompuan tu bukak baju dia, tunjuk kat dada dia, pastu buat aksi ayam. Cashier tu pun paham, lalu dia pun kasi dada ayam kat pompuan tu.

Next day, dia nak beli paha ayam. Dia pun panggil cashier masuk bilik, dia angkat skirt dia, tunjuk kat paha dia,pastu buat aksi ayam. Cashier tu pun paham, kasi dia paha ayam.

The next day lagi, dia nak beli hot-dog. Dia pun bawa suami dia.


Soalannya ialah:

Apakah isteri tu akan buat?







Fikirlah....








Fikir.......








Tak tau??






Dia suruh suami dia cakapla sebab....suami dia tak BISU ..
Apa yang korang semua pikir ha?


MORAL: Tidak semua persoalan boleh diselesaikan dengan cara yang serupa.

p/s: btw, tadi me search la kt yahoo image for pics of hot dogs nk buat hiasan kt entry ni. tau x apa result yg keluar? dia tulih camni.. "Results for hot dogs may contain adult-oriented content.
Your SafeSearch filter must be turned off to display these results." nk cari innocent, old hot dogs pics pon bleh diconsider udult-oriented? o my goodness. haha. so korg layan je la gamba the 'real' hot dogs kt bwh ni je jd la. tu je yg x dicensored. lol. ;p

Bra Meter..

This post is a tribute to my 36C-razy girls all of whom i had a blasting time with last weekend. Girls, u guys sure are crazy but i love u all nonetheless. ;-)

Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered
A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H….
and how the letters are actually used to define bras sizes?











Btw, sorry if this post offended anuybody. This is fully intended for jokes n humour purposes only. *wink*

If I Were A Boy

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they'd stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleepin' alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waitin' for me to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
Yeah you don't understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you've taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you're just a boy..



if u were a boy even for a day, what would u do?

I'm the ultimate 'B' word..

The I'm-so-bored-i-could-gag Quiz

1) Q:What is your age?
A:25-30 years old

2) Q:What is your gender?
A:Female

3) Q:Is this the 1st quiz u took today?
A:Nope, i've been doing this all day

4) Q:Do u like monkeys?
A:What monkeys got to do with this quiz?

5) Q:Are u social?
A:I wish

6) Q:Do u think there are goats in Russia?
A:How should i know?

7) Q:Guitars are cool..
A:dun dun dun bweeeennnnn...

8) Q:Why did u take this quiz?
A:Why did u make this quiz?

9) Q:Is this Question #9?
A:This a trick question..

10) Q:At this minute, what would you like to do the most?
A:Strangle the person who made this quiz. That would really cure my boredom.

11) Q:What would you say if somebody started to mug you right now?
A:Hello! How are you? Will you be my friend? Or just talk to me for a while? Please?

12) Q:yes or no?
A:yes. no. maybe..

13) Q:are u bored?
A:Maybe.. but if i say i'm bored then my boss will make me clean my office or somethin so dont tell him that kay!

14) Q:Do u like being bored?
A:Absolutely LOVE it!! Would like to marry it if possible!!

15) Q:Are u so bored that u are actually taking this quiz?
A:Is that what i've been doing all this while??

16) Q:Still bored?
A:duh..

17) Q:How about now?
A:Can I juz kill u? Please??

18) Q:Would you say you are _______ bored than at the start of this quiz?
A:More. Kill kill! Die die!!



How bored are you?
My result: OVERLY BORED!
You are soooo bored that hitting yourself over the head with a frying pan while singing Westlife is looking more inviting by the second. Get a life!

“How Mr Balloon got his stripes.” (Story adapted and ruined by Cik Halie)

*To everybody who understand what i'm merepeking about. O ya, n Pok Din if u're reading this, this is my birthday present for u. Enjoy!

It has always been said that giants and giantesses think very highly of themselves. Since they are big and strong, they are certain that they are the most important of all the beings.

One day, Cik E the giantess (bukan nama sebenar) went along turning over big trees with her giant hands to look for food to eat. She felt very sure of herself. "There is nothing I cannot do," said Cik E.

"Oh, really?" said a small voice. Cik E looked down. There was Mr Balloon the dwarf (juga bkn nama sebenar) looking up at Cik E from the ground.

"Yes," Cik E said, "that is true indeed." She reached out one huge hand and rolled over a big log. "Look at how easily I can do this. I am the strongest of all the living things. I can do anything. All the other living soul fear me."

"Can you stop the balloons, eh silap the sun from rising in the morning?" said the Mr Balloon.

Cik E thought for a moment. "I have never tried that," she said. "Yes, I am sure I could stop the balloons I mean the sun from rising."

"You are sure?" said Mr Balloon.

"I am sure," said Cik E. "Tomorrow morning the sun/balloon will not rise. I, Cik E, have said so." cik E sat down facing the east to wait.

Behind her the sun set for the night and still she sat there. Mr Balloon went into his little home and curled up in his snug little bed, chuckling about how foolish Cik E was. All through the night Cik E sat. Finally, the first birds started their songs and the East glowed with the light that comes before the sun.

"The sun/balloons will not rise today," said Cik E. She stared hard at the glowing light. "The sun will not rise today."

However, the sun rose, just as it always had. Cik E was very upset, but Mr Balloon was delighted. He laughed and laughed. "Sun/balloons is stronger than Cik E," said the little man, twittering with laughter. Mr Balloon was so amused that he came out of his home and began running around in circles, singing this song:

"The balloons came up, eh silap again, the sun came up. Cik E is angry, But the sun came up."

While Cik E sat there looking very unhappy, Mr Balloon ran around and around, singing and laughing until he was so weak that he rolled over on his back. Then, quicker than the leap of a fish from a stream, Cik E shot out a paw and pinned him to the ground.

"Perhaps I cannot stop the sun from rising," said Cik E, "but you will never see another sunrise."

"Oh, mighty giantess," said the little man. "You are the strongest, the quickest, the best of all of the makhluk. I was only joking." But Cik E did not move her paw.

"Oh, Cik E," Mr Balloon said, "you are right to kill me, I deserve to die. Just please let me say one last prayer to Creator before you eat me."

"Say your prayer quickly," said Cik E. "Your time to walk the Sky Road has come!"

"Oh, Cik E," said the dwarf, "I would like to die. But you are pressing down on me so hard I cannot breathe. I can hardly squeak. I do not have enough breath to say a prayer. If you would just lift your paw a little, just a little bit, then I could breathe. And I could say my last prayer to the Maker of all, to the one who made great, wise, powerful giantess and the foolish, weak, little dwarf."

Cik E lifted up her paw. She lifted it just a little bit. That little bit, though, was enough. Mr Balloon squirmed free and ran for his home as quickly as the blinking of an eye. Cik E swung her gigantic hand at the little man as he darted away. She was not quick enough to catch him, but the very tips of her long claws scraped along Mr Ballon's back leaving a couple of scars.

To this day, all Mr Balloon’s ancestors wear those scars as a reminder to them of what happens when one stupid dwarf mess with an equally stupid giantess. And that boys and girls, is how Mr Balloon got his stripes.

Note: Cerita ini hanyalah rekaan semata-mata. Tidak ada kena-mengena dgn gergasi/belon yg hidup mahupun yg telah meninggal dunia.

I've learned..

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" ...makes my day.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've Learned... If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective.


Have a great day peeps!! >.<

Its all about..

Its all about.. marriage? What is marriage? Marriage has traditionally been understood as the union of one man and one woman. Marriage is uniquely beneficial to society because it is the foundation of the family and the basic building block of society.

# It brings significant stability and meaning to human relationships
# It remains the ideal for the raising of children.
# It plays an important role in transferring culture and civilization into future generations.
# Marriage is not merely a private contract, but a social institution of great public concern.

"Marriage is the civil status of one man and one woman united in law for life, for the discharge to each other and the community of the duties legally incumbent on those who association is founded on the distinction of sex." - Black's Law Dictionary, dating back to 1891

In Islam marriage is viewed as a sacred contract. It is the stern command of Islam that the sexual instinct, natural to man should attain consummation only through wedlock. Matrimony is a holy act. Celibacy has been strongly prohibited. The dos and don’ts that the two mates ought to adopt in matrimonial life have been prescribed by Islam. Obeying these stipulations, man and woman can ensure a successful and blissful married life and a peaceful life after death.

# The resources of this world are for you to enjoy. The best wealth you can have in this world is a good wife.
# The best wealth that a man can have in this world is a good wife. A good wife is one who is a joy to look at, one who obeys her husband’s commands and one who protects the wealth during his absence.
# The best of men are those who treat their wives well.
- Prophet Muhammed (PBUH)

"And among His signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that you may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): Verily in that on Signs for those who reflect.." Holy Qur’an 30:21

Hikmah-hikmah perkahwinan
# Untuk memperoleh ketenangan hidup, kasih sayang dan ketenteraman
# Memelihara kesucian diri
# Melaksanakan tuntutan syariat
# Menjaga keturunan
# Sebagai media pendidikan: Islam begitu teliti dalam menyediakan persekitaran yang sihat bagi membesarkan anak-anak.Kanak-kanak yang dibesarkan tanpa perhubungan ibu bapa akan memudahkan si anak terjerumus dalam kegiatan tidak bermoral. Oleh itu, institusi kekeluargaan yang disyorkan Islam dilihat medium yang sesuai sebagai petunjuk dan pedoman kepada anak-anak
# Mewujudkan kerjasama dan tanggungjawab
# Dapat mengeratkan silaturahim

so dear MAD, what i'm trying to say here is, if u think that its already time for u to bid farewell to ur singleton years n embracing husband/fatherhood instead, i will support u all the way. i will not show anythin but my support n encouragement for u. u will never see anythin but smile n happiness on my face when u talk bout this with me. God knows what i feel inside but u wont know anythin bout it. i wont tell u what i feel, i wont object to anythin. coz this time its not about me. its all about u.


"She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause.."

n its 'teardrops on my guitar' all over again..

He looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see..