Employee of The Year

I earn a six-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. - My Facebook/Twitter's status update for today.

Kenapakah sy hanya layak utk mdapat gaji enam angka yg dtg bsama titik perpuluhan shj sedangkan sy bekerja dgn penuh dedikasi dan integriti stiap ari? Kenapa? Kenapaaaaa??!!!

Huh? What do u mean u dont believe me?

Anda kureng pecaya? Kalu x caya sila lihat sendiri jadual seharian sy di opis utk kebanyakan hari. Sila lihat sila. (P/S: Anda juga boleh menjadikan ia panduan utk anda survive kehidupan di kantor sehari2.)

Rajin bkn? Kadangkala jadual bekerja sy seperti begini pula..

Tengok tengok. Betol kn sy ckp yg sy ni sorg pekeje yg berkaliber? Kan? Kan?


Huh. Tu la org dh ckp td tanak pecaya..


Sy mmg la yg terpaling rajin. Sgguh excellent skali sy ini. Anak sapa la ni.. =)



Notakaki: Betol ape sy mmg seorg pekuli eh pekeje yg rajin. Setiap ari sy dtg keje sy akan btungkus-lumus bcucuk-tanam, mternak binatang2, menjaga 'anak', merompak menyamun join geng mafia sgala. Sume itu dilakukan demi utk mencari sesuap duit maya utk menampung pebelanjaan kebun, pet serta mafia family sy. Apa x cukup rajin lg ke cenggitu?? Korang pikir la sendiri..

Siapa kawan saya?

Trouble Is A Friend

Trouble he will find you no matter where you go,
No matter if you're fast, no matter if you're slow,
The eye of the storm or the cry in the mourn,
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control.

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine.

Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe,
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow,
He sees what I see and he knows what I know,
So don't forget as you ease on down the road.

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine.

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine.

Oh how I hate the way he makes me feel
And how I try to make him leave, I try
Oh, I try!

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine.

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine..




Notakaki: Saya suka Lenka =)

Milik siapakah blog ini? Bagai berkurun lama kesepian..

Blog sape ni woi?

Dh bsawang dh ni. Tuan umah pgi mana ni lgsg x pduli blog dh penuh ngn sawang, lalang, ular sawa sgala. Ish2.

Org buat blog dia pon sebok nk ada blog. Tp bab nk update pnya la malas tahap gaban. Gaban pon x malas cam ko la. Kalu dh malas sgt nk update tutup je la blog ni cik kak oi. Buat nyemak mata je..

Dh ar malas nk ckp byk. Bebel lebih2 pon mcm la tuan pnya blog ni nk update blog ni pon. Buang ayor lior je.

Dh ar. Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir Batin.










P/S: Huhu. Perlukah sy stopkan pnyiaran blog ini?




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