Thursday, November 27, 2008

Kisah Sorang Isteri Dan Hot Dog..

Alkisah ada seorang perempuan bisu yang sudah pun berkahwin, pada suatu hari,dia telah ke supermarket untuk membeli daging, tetapi disebabkan dia bisu, dia mempunyai kesusahan untuk berkomunikasi dengan para pekerja di sana.

Disebabkan begitu, dia membuat keputusan untuk memanggil cashier (cashier tu pompuan gak ok) masuk dalam bilik.

Pada hari yang pertama, dia nak beli dada ayam. Dia pun panggil cashier tu masuk dalam bilik sulit, pompuan tu bukak baju dia, tunjuk kat dada dia, pastu buat aksi ayam. Cashier tu pun paham, lalu dia pun kasi dada ayam kat pompuan tu.

Next day, dia nak beli paha ayam. Dia pun panggil cashier masuk bilik, dia angkat skirt dia, tunjuk kat paha dia,pastu buat aksi ayam. Cashier tu pun paham, kasi dia paha ayam.

The next day lagi, dia nak beli hot-dog. Dia pun bawa suami dia.

Soalannya ialah:

Apakah isteri tu akan buat?



Tak tau??

Dia suruh suami dia cakapla sebab....suami dia tak BISU ..
Apa yang korang semua pikir ha?

MORAL: Tidak semua persoalan boleh diselesaikan dengan cara yang serupa.

p/s: btw, tadi me search la kt yahoo image for pics of hot dogs nk buat hiasan kt entry ni. tau x apa result yg keluar? dia tulih camni.. "Results for hot dogs may contain adult-oriented content.
Your SafeSearch filter must be turned off to display these results." nk cari innocent, old hot dogs pics pon bleh diconsider udult-oriented? o my goodness. haha. so korg layan je la gamba the 'real' hot dogs kt bwh ni je jd la. tu je yg x dicensored. lol. ;p

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bra Meter..

This post is a tribute to my 36C-razy girls all of whom i had a blasting time with last weekend. Girls, u guys sure are crazy but i love u all nonetheless. ;-)

Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered
A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H….
and how the letters are actually used to define bras sizes?

Btw, sorry if this post offended anuybody. This is fully intended for jokes n humour purposes only. *wink*

Friday, November 14, 2008

If I Were A Boy

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they'd stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleepin' alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waitin' for me to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
Yeah you don't understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you've taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you're just a boy..

if u were a boy even for a day, what would u do?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I'm the ultimate 'B' word..

The I'm-so-bored-i-could-gag Quiz

1) Q:What is your age?
A:25-30 years old

2) Q:What is your gender?

3) Q:Is this the 1st quiz u took today?
A:Nope, i've been doing this all day

4) Q:Do u like monkeys?
A:What monkeys got to do with this quiz?

5) Q:Are u social?
A:I wish

6) Q:Do u think there are goats in Russia?
A:How should i know?

7) Q:Guitars are cool..
A:dun dun dun bweeeennnnn...

8) Q:Why did u take this quiz?
A:Why did u make this quiz?

9) Q:Is this Question #9?
A:This a trick question..

10) Q:At this minute, what would you like to do the most?
A:Strangle the person who made this quiz. That would really cure my boredom.

11) Q:What would you say if somebody started to mug you right now?
A:Hello! How are you? Will you be my friend? Or just talk to me for a while? Please?

12) Q:yes or no?
A:yes. no. maybe..

13) Q:are u bored?
A:Maybe.. but if i say i'm bored then my boss will make me clean my office or somethin so dont tell him that kay!

14) Q:Do u like being bored?
A:Absolutely LOVE it!! Would like to marry it if possible!!

15) Q:Are u so bored that u are actually taking this quiz?
A:Is that what i've been doing all this while??

16) Q:Still bored?

17) Q:How about now?
A:Can I juz kill u? Please??

18) Q:Would you say you are _______ bored than at the start of this quiz?
A:More. Kill kill! Die die!!

How bored are you?
My result: OVERLY BORED!
You are soooo bored that hitting yourself over the head with a frying pan while singing Westlife is looking more inviting by the second. Get a life!