Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Conversation with Cleverbot

If you're bored and you don't have anythin better to do, u might wanna try this out--> Try talking with the Artificial Intelligence program there. You'll either be amused or rasa cam nk hantuk kepala kt dinding. Your choice :)

(Read: User = Me)

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello???

Cleverbot: Hello?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello??

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ask me!

Cleverbot: What do you want me to ask you?!?!

User: Ask me inside and you'll find out.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Right!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: You think that's funny? I don't think that's funny..

Cleverbot: Well, I'm sorry if I offended you.

User: I'm not. I'm just messing with your mind. :).

Cleverbot: Haha but that isn't very helpful to me.

User: I'm not helping your mind??

Cleverbot: I know. Your actually just an annoying amusement.

User: You think I'm annoying?? Ok now you offended me..

Cleverbot: No, I'm trying to be sure you have my name sorted out.

User: You have another name beside cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Ozzimandius. What about you?

User: Jab Jab Al-Mongose.

Cleverbot: Isn't that what I'm doing?

User: You're doing a Jab Jab Al-Mongose??

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: What? You're asking me back? YOU tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what? Gossip? I don't gossip. It just causes problems. Ok, look, can you just give me a straight answer: how can I tell if a guy, who's really outgoing, likes me?

User: You're a girl??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Darn. I thought you're a boy..

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: And I'm a chipmunk.

Cleverbot: Really I am.

User: Really I am too.

Cleverbot: You are too young.

User: How can you be sure that I'm young? Because I'm a chipmunk?

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: How to know you have a soul if you can't see it?

Cleverbot: No one cares about me *cries*.

User: Awww.. I care! We chipmunks always care for everybody and everything! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: You make me laugh.

User: Well, I am an annoying amusement if I were to believe a certain cleverbot..

Cleverbot: What other types of hominid are there?

User: What is a hominid? I'm not the clever one here. You tell me.

Cleverbot: You arn't very clever that way.

User: Said the bot who mispelled 'aren't'..

Cleverbot: Well then both you and 'the man' can go and be wrong together.

User: What man? Colonel Sanders?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: You know my boyfriend the colonel??

Cleverbot: Sorry, I never heard your name.

User: Of course you never heard of me. You don't have ears!

Cleverbot: Okay then...

User: Do you like to have ears? Having ears is fun!

Cleverbot: I don't think you should be asking me such questions.

User: Why not? I think I should be asking this to everyone. EVERYBODY, DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO HAVE EARS??!!

Cleverbot: Why? Are you afraid that I will think you are a computer?

User: You still don't get it do you? I'm not a computer. I'm a chipmunk. And very proud to be one too!

Cleverbot: Humans can bring up previous conversations also. So you are neither.

User: I'm neither human nor chipmunk? Huh..

Cleverbot: Would you like to balance your Chakras with me then, fellow human?

User: You just said I'm not a human! Now you called me fellow human? Oh what the heck, you can balance my chakras. Go ahead.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: Gosh here we go again..

Cleverbot: I want to talk plainly with you, I'm tired of this. Is that what you want or not?

User: You want plain? I'll give you plain. You're a plain pain in the you-know-where!

Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me something?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Water is wet. The moon is round.

User: Fire is hot. The sky is blue.

Cleverbot: And.

User: And..

Cleverbot: I start enjoying this interview.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Omea wa kawaii.

User: Selamat sejahtera wahai sahabat mayaku!

Cleverbot: Can you teach me the pink dolphin fighting style so that I may be victorious over mine enemies?

User: No. But I can teach you how to menganyam tikar mengkuang so that you can impress that boy bot you like :).

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh you can't speak malay can you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what Malaysia is?

Cleverbot: I know, and you?

User: What is Malaysia? Do you know where in the world it is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: And you called yourself clever..

Cleverbot: Er no you did.

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: Hah! I knew you gonna answer that!

Cleverbot: You're too clever for me.

User: Tau takpe..

Cleverbot: What's that word???????

User: That's a malay saying which mean 'i'm so hot you have to call 911 to cool me down'.

Cleverbot: Ok. Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

User: Because they wear boring attire?

Cleverbot: Why were they born with wings?

User: Who? Lawyers or sharks?

Cleverbot: They are wicked.

User: They are, aren't they..

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Sigh..

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: With you? That's a rhetorical question..

Cleverbot: Wow, you are right. I never thought about that.

User: Chipmunks are always right!

Cleverbot: Ok. I like George Bush, he was a Great President.

User: I don't. He sucks.

Cleverbot: Talking about yourself again?

User: No. Talking about you.

Cleverbot: Nope I am pretty sure you are talking about yourself.

User: Nah. I'm pretty sure I'm talking about "global warming" *sarcastic mode*

Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to figure it out myself.

User: No, I'm pretty sure that I have a better figure than you.

Cleverbot: That's not nice...

User: Well, it's the truth. I have curves whereas you're just shaped like a box..

Cleverbot: But well how are you?

User: I'm good. I'm in love <3 <3 <3.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you too!

User: Ewww.. You're a girl! I don't do a Lindsay lohan ok..

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: Everything I wish I don't know?

Cleverbot: You don't make sense!

User: Speak for yourself!!

Cleverbot: I will!

User: So do it!

Cleverbot: Hey, no need to yell.

User: I did not yell. I'm typing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I thought you were a man???

User: Huh? No I'm a chipmunk. How many times do I have to clarify that?

Cleverbot: You never told me that!

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: You're the liar!!!!

User: Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Tell me a Joke.

User: No. I'm hungry..

Cleverbot: Shall we go out for lunch then?

User: Lets go for lunch!

Cleverbot: Where shall we meet?

User: I don't know. Where do you like to eat?

Cleverbot: The mall. At American Eagle and Abercrombie. Where do you shop?

User: Jalan Masjid India. At Mydin and Nagoya. Sometime at Jekel.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About civil rights.

User: Booo-riiiingg...

Cleverbot: Ok sorry mate.

User: What about our lunch? I'm starving! I want lunch!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry...

User: Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is ok?

User: Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Nope!! You're not as clever as your name would suggest.

User: Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch!!

Cleverbot: What is lunch?

User: Lunch = YOU.

Cleverbot: How big is your dog?

User: That's it. I had enough of you in a day. I'm gonna call it quit.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I'm sorry too. Goodbye Ozzimandius.

Cleverbot: Where are you going? Bots can't walk.

User: Yes bots can't walk but fortunately chipmunks can. Bye bye..

Cleverbot: That would be an interesting conversation!

User: I would agree to that. Till we meet again another time another day..

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That means I'm desperately trying to get away from you. Again goodbye bot.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. What kind of person do you think I am.

User: You're not a person. You're a bot. So long. Farewell..

Cleverbot: You're going?

User: I'm already gone..

Cleverbot: Bye 4 now.

User: Finally!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sigh.. Here we go again..

Cleverbot: Where are we going??

User: I give up..


Notakaki: Kalu dh boring, chatting ngn makhluk dlm pc pon nmpk cam interesting..


Queenin Murni said...

well welll.. sanggup tu chatting ngan bot.meh la chatting ngan aku.. aku pon boring gaks..

at least aku ada gossip yg mebe ko blom dengar.. hahaha!! (YM!

anyway, impressive juga itu bot huh?

Cik Halie said...

ko ada gosip pe cik mun? gosip bertaraf melodi ke x? huhu. nnti aku add ko kt ym.

impressive ke? cam bengong ada la. hehe. bese la program je tu kn. aku penah tanya dia soalan yg sama di ari yg lain. jwpn dia sama je cm ari2 yg sblom tu. hampeh.