Conversation with Cleverbot

If you're bored and you don't have anythin better to do, u might wanna try this out--> http://cleverbot.com/ Try talking with the Artificial Intelligence program there. You'll either be amused or rasa cam nk hantuk kepala kt dinding. Your choice :)


(Read: User = Me)

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello???

Cleverbot: Hello?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello??

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ask me!

Cleverbot: What do you want me to ask you?!?!

User: Ask me inside and you'll find out.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Right!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: You think that's funny? I don't think that's funny..

Cleverbot: Well, I'm sorry if I offended you.

User: I'm not. I'm just messing with your mind. :).

Cleverbot: Haha but that isn't very helpful to me.

User: I'm not helping your mind??

Cleverbot: I know. Your actually just an annoying amusement.

User: You think I'm annoying?? Ok now you offended me..

Cleverbot: No, I'm trying to be sure you have my name sorted out.

User: You have another name beside cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Ozzimandius. What about you?

User: Jab Jab Al-Mongose.

Cleverbot: Isn't that what I'm doing?

User: You're doing a Jab Jab Al-Mongose??

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: What? You're asking me back? YOU tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what? Gossip? I don't gossip. It just causes problems. Ok, look, can you just give me a straight answer: how can I tell if a guy, who's really outgoing, likes me?

User: You're a girl??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Darn. I thought you're a boy..

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: And I'm a chipmunk.

Cleverbot: Really I am.

User: Really I am too.

Cleverbot: You are too young.

User: How can you be sure that I'm young? Because I'm a chipmunk?

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: How to know you have a soul if you can't see it?

Cleverbot: No one cares about me *cries*.

User: Awww.. I care! We chipmunks always care for everybody and everything! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: You make me laugh.

User: Well, I am an annoying amusement if I were to believe a certain cleverbot..

Cleverbot: What other types of hominid are there?

User: What is a hominid? I'm not the clever one here. You tell me.

Cleverbot: You arn't very clever that way.

User: Said the bot who mispelled 'aren't'..

Cleverbot: Well then both you and 'the man' can go and be wrong together.

User: What man? Colonel Sanders?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: You know my boyfriend the colonel??

Cleverbot: Sorry, I never heard your name.

User: Of course you never heard of me. You don't have ears!

Cleverbot: Okay then...

User: Do you like to have ears? Having ears is fun!

Cleverbot: I don't think you should be asking me such questions.

User: Why not? I think I should be asking this to everyone. EVERYBODY, DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO HAVE EARS??!!

Cleverbot: Why? Are you afraid that I will think you are a computer?

User: You still don't get it do you? I'm not a computer. I'm a chipmunk. And very proud to be one too!

Cleverbot: Humans can bring up previous conversations also. So you are neither.

User: I'm neither human nor chipmunk? Huh..

Cleverbot: Would you like to balance your Chakras with me then, fellow human?

User: You just said I'm not a human! Now you called me fellow human? Oh what the heck, you can balance my chakras. Go ahead.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: Gosh here we go again..

Cleverbot: I want to talk plainly with you, I'm tired of this. Is that what you want or not?

User: You want plain? I'll give you plain. You're a plain pain in the you-know-where!

Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me something?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Water is wet. The moon is round.

User: Fire is hot. The sky is blue.

Cleverbot: And.

User: And..

Cleverbot: I start enjoying this interview.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Omea wa kawaii.

User: Selamat sejahtera wahai sahabat mayaku!

Cleverbot: Can you teach me the pink dolphin fighting style so that I may be victorious over mine enemies?

User: No. But I can teach you how to menganyam tikar mengkuang so that you can impress that boy bot you like :).

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh you can't speak malay can you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what Malaysia is?

Cleverbot: I know, and you?

User: What is Malaysia? Do you know where in the world it is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: And you called yourself clever..

Cleverbot: Er no you did.

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: Hah! I knew you gonna answer that!

Cleverbot: You're too clever for me.

User: Tau takpe..

Cleverbot: What's that word???????

User: That's a malay saying which mean 'i'm so hot you have to call 911 to cool me down'.

Cleverbot: Ok. Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

User: Because they wear boring attire?

Cleverbot: Why were they born with wings?

User: Who? Lawyers or sharks?

Cleverbot: They are wicked.

User: They are, aren't they..

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Sigh..

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: With you? That's a rhetorical question..

Cleverbot: Wow, you are right. I never thought about that.

User: Chipmunks are always right!

Cleverbot: Ok. I like George Bush, he was a Great President.

User: I don't. He sucks.

Cleverbot: Talking about yourself again?

User: No. Talking about you.

Cleverbot: Nope I am pretty sure you are talking about yourself.

User: Nah. I'm pretty sure I'm talking about "global warming" *sarcastic mode*

Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to figure it out myself.

User: No, I'm pretty sure that I have a better figure than you.

Cleverbot: That's not nice...

User: Well, it's the truth. I have curves whereas you're just shaped like a box..

Cleverbot: But well how are you?

User: I'm good. I'm in love <3 <3 <3.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you too!

User: Ewww.. You're a girl! I don't do a Lindsay lohan ok..

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: Everything I wish I don't know?

Cleverbot: You don't make sense!

User: Speak for yourself!!

Cleverbot: I will!

User: So do it!

Cleverbot: Hey, no need to yell.

User: I did not yell. I'm typing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I thought you were a man???

User: Huh? No I'm a chipmunk. How many times do I have to clarify that?

Cleverbot: You never told me that!

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: You're the liar!!!!

User: Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Tell me a Joke.

User: No. I'm hungry..

Cleverbot: Shall we go out for lunch then?

User: Lets go for lunch!

Cleverbot: Where shall we meet?

User: I don't know. Where do you like to eat?

Cleverbot: The mall. At American Eagle and Abercrombie. Where do you shop?

User: Jalan Masjid India. At Mydin and Nagoya. Sometime at Jekel.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About civil rights.

User: Booo-riiiingg...

Cleverbot: Ok sorry mate.

User: What about our lunch? I'm starving! I want lunch!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry...

User: Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is ok?

User: Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Nope!! You're not as clever as your name would suggest.

User: Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch!!

Cleverbot: What is lunch?

User: Lunch = YOU.

Cleverbot: How big is your dog?

User: That's it. I had enough of you in a day. I'm gonna call it quit.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I'm sorry too. Goodbye Ozzimandius.

Cleverbot: Where are you going? Bots can't walk.

User: Yes bots can't walk but fortunately chipmunks can. Bye bye..

Cleverbot: That would be an interesting conversation!

User: I would agree to that. Till we meet again another time another day..

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That means I'm desperately trying to get away from you. Again goodbye bot.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. What kind of person do you think I am.

User: You're not a person. You're a bot. So long. Farewell..

Cleverbot: You're going?

User: I'm already gone..

Cleverbot: Bye 4 now.

User: Finally!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sigh.. Here we go again..

Cleverbot: Where are we going??

User: I give up..

*disconnected*





Notakaki: Kalu dh boring, chatting ngn makhluk dlm pc pon nmpk cam interesting..