Runaway Bride - The Sequel

Note: Kpd sesapa yg dh lupa atau mmg x penah tau akan kewujudan Miss Runaway Bride sila rujuk kpd entry2 sblum ni yg bertajuk “Runaway Bride- a not-making-sense tale” yg dipublish pd 12/10/07 utk lebih paham lg apa yg direpekkn.

Setelah melarikn diri dr majlis pkahwinan sendiri lebih dr setahun yg lalu Miss Runaway Bride pon meneruskn kehidupan beliau seperti sediakala. Sang pngantin lelaki yg patutnya menjadi hubby beliau pd hari yg bsejarah itupun telah meneruskn kehidupan bliau juga dimana bliau tlah mdirikn masjid dgn wanita lain pilihan bliau yg kini telah pon bjaya mngandungkan diri anak sulung mereka. Sungguh berkarisma dan berwawasan serta tidak suka membuang masa sekali pasangan itu. Tahniah diucapkan!

Berbalik kpd Miss Runaway Bride pula, bliau juga telah meneruskn sisa2 kehidupan bliau dgn hati yg tabah dan sabar. Berkat dr ketabahan bliau itu bliau juga telah bjumpa dgn pilihan hati bliau sendiri. Walaupun bliau agak menyukai lelaki tersebut namun segalanya berjalan terlalu pantas diantara mereka. Diorg jumpa minggu ni, minggu dpnnya lelaki tu dgn advancenya terus pgi jumpa ayah bonda Runaway Bride nk masuk minang bliau. Dasat2. Alkisahnya mamat ni mmg dh x saba nk kawen. Dia mmg dh target nk kawen taun ni so dia mmg x kesah kawen ngn sesapa pon hatta dgn si Runaway Bride yg sengal tu skalipon. Ish ish. Nasib baik la bliau itu mmg best serta kacak bergaya orgnya.

Berbalik kpd kisah peminangan td, yg ayah dan bonda Runaway Bride ni dgn tanpa usul periksanya direct je pegi accept pinangan si mamat kemaruk nk kawen ni td (apa kata kita namakn bliau Kudin shj. bkn nama sebenar). Dh la x tanya langsung sama ada Runaway Bride setuju nk kawen ke x tup2 terus je berdialog seperti di bawah..

Bonda: Wahai anakndaku Runaway Bride, adapun bonda dan ayahnda dh terima pinangan si Kudin tu. Mggu dpn kao menikah dgn dia tau.
Runaway Bride: APA?!!!!! (teng teng teng..) Tp bonda…
Ayahnda: Aaahh!!! Xde tapi2 lg. Dulu kao dh hitamkan muka kami dgn contengan2 charcoal-paintingmu itu apa kao dh lupa?? Kali ni kao musti ikut ckp kami dan kawen dgn itu Kudin. (kata ayahnda smbil menjegilkn mata membuat muka evil)
Bonda: Betol ckp ayahnda kao itu Runaway Bride. Kao kawen sajalah dgn si Kudin itu. Beliau itu baik budaknya (anak sapa la ni..), berbudi pekerti mulia, beramal soleh, beruang (maksud bonda ialah berwang), serta berdarah mix lg. Pendek kata seorg warga negara yg cemerlang, gemilang, dan terbilang la katakan.
Runaway Bride: Anaknda mmg la syok gak kt abg Kudin tu, tp anaknda x ready lg la nk kawen wahai bonda. Bonda bkn xtau yg anaknda mmg fail bab2 memasak, mngemas, mnguruskn rumahtgga semua ni. Kalu setakat jd lady boss dan mengarahkan bibik tu mmg la anaknda akan lulus dgn cemerlangnya.
Ayahnda: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! (pjg sket ‘aahh’ nye dr yg memula td tu). Ayahnda nggak mau dngar pape alasan dr kao lg. Apa yg ayahnda tau mggu dpn kao musti menikah dgn itu Kudin calon menantu pilihan yg ideal.
Runaway Bride: (berlari masuk kedlm bilik smbil menekup muka lalu menghempas pintu dan menghumbankn diri ke atas katil. sgguh drama skali)

Maka begitulah kisah di mana Miss Runaway Bride kita ni terpaksa gak la menikah minggu dpnnya tu. Persiapan perkahwinan pon berlangsung dgn ekspres dan kelam-kabut skali. Ate ada seminggu je kn nk wat preparation mana x klam-kabut. Berbanding ngn wedding bliau sebelum ni di mana bliau diberikan baju pengantin yg warna pink striking tu (sila rujuk entry "Runaway Bride-ANMST". btw, baju tersebut telah selamat disedekahkn ke muzium barangan2 misteri), kali ni family Runaway Bride dh belajar dr kesilapan dan tlah mdptkn baju pengantin yg menjadi impian bliau (tu pon sbb bliau dgn bangganya dh letak gmba baju tu sbgai profile pic facebook bliau utk tatapan sekelian alam. kalu family dan sahabat handai x paham2 gak hint bliau tu mmg hampeh la). Tp walaupun dah dapat baju pngantin yg diimpikan tp tetap gak ada yg hampehnya. Bleh plak sang family terlupa nk book mak andam utk mnyolekkn Runaway Bride pd ari berbahgia bliau tu. Ape kes ni. Mana bleh nk naik plamin kalu x mekap. Dh la rupa Runaway Bride mmg agak kurang rupawan. Jika tidak bersolek konfem2 la layak utk join baju pink striking bliau itu di Muzium Misteri. Mana bleh camni kn…

So di hari pernikahannya itu, Runaway Bride pon mula la rasa cam xnk naik plamin lg. Problem bliau ni ialah bliau ini mengimpikan sgala2nya mesti perfect di hari perkahwinan bliau so kalu jadi je pape yg x menepati kehendak piawaian mula la bliau rasa nk lari. Apa punya prangai la minah ni. Bliau pon mula la merancang agenda pelarian diri bliau utk episod kali ni plak. Tp baru je nk melarikn diri, bakal abg ipar bliau iaitu seorg pengetuk ‘tabla’ (bkn alat muzik sebenar) yg terkemuka dan isteri bliau yg kalu senyum nmpk cam Marion Caunter serta anak lelaki mereka yg kalu di alam nyata belum wujud lg tetiba smpai la plak. Terpaksa la si Runaway Bride beramas mesra ngn diorg. Si Runaway Bride ni pon dgn niat nk mdpt markah lebih di mata keluarga ipar telah cuba la berbuat baik dgn anak si abg ipar ini iaitu dgn memberinya mkn kuih karipap. Dgn x semena2 anak si abg ipar telah tercekik akan karipap tsebut. Demi utk mnyelamatkan keadaan Runaway Bride pon telah mendokong dan berlari membawa kanak2 malang tersebut ke toilet utk ditepuk2 blakangnya utk mngeluarkn karipap yg tersekat tersebut. Setelah menepuk sedaya upaya maka berjaya la dikeluarkn karipap durjana itu dan kanak2 itupun tidak la tercekik lg.

Memandangkn pd ketika ini tiada siapa yg perasan akan ke’absent’an bliau dr majlis kecuali kanak2 itu maka Runaway Bride telah mggunakn kesempatan ini utk melarikn diri. Kemanakah bliau lari pd kali ini teman2? Ye btol!! Ke rumah atok bliau la mana lg. “Huh?? Pekejadahnya ke umah atok plak?” kata korang yg membaca. Kenapa ke rumah atok yg dipilih penulis juga tidak mengerti. Layan je la dh nk abes dh pon cite ni. Yg lawaknya umah atok bliau ni sebelah umah bliau je. Yg pi lari ‘jauh’ sgt tu psl ape pon xtau la. Ketika di rumah atok, Runaway Bride pon bsenang-lenang bermain monopoly bersama kanak2 itu smbil mengulum eskrem malaysia lgsung tak pikir yg org2 kt umahnya tgh sakit jantung mencari dia. Tetiba terdengar la bunyi yg paling boleh menggugurkn iman para2 pengantin. Bunyi kompang dipalu. Pengantin laki yakni Encik Kudin dh smpai! Dimanakah pula pengantin pompuannya kata org ramai.

Adik lelaki Runaway Bride ni pon dgn yakinnya berlari ke rumah atok mereka utk mencari kakaknya yg sengal. Lalu ternampaklah kakaknya yg sedang poyo2 main monopoly di beranda rumah. Bliau pon menjerit “Kekanda, rombongan abg Kudin dan suku-sakatnya dh smpai tu. What in the world la plak are u doing playing monopoly?!! U come back home this instance young lady!!”. Dasat adik Runaway Bride bleh speaking london di saat2 kecemasan. Maka pabila mngetahui yg dirinya telah dikesan maka Runaway Bride pon tanpa membuang masa melompat ke tanah mencari basikal beliau (ingt lg x tntg basikal ini? basikal ini la yg digunakan ketika lari kali pertama dulu). Tp blum pon smpt menjejaki basikal itu tetiba bliau tersedar yg bliau telah tersembam di atas sesuatu yg lembut dan empuk. Tilam katil beliau. Beliau kini tidak lg berada di umah atok tetapi di rumah bliau di bangsar itu. Henfon disebelah menunjukkn pukul 4.00 pg. “Apakah??” jerit hati kecil bliau. Oh bermimpi lari dr majlis perkahwinan lg rupanya daku. Masuk yg ini sudah DUA kali. Ish ish.

Tu la citenya wahai2 teman2. Mlm td dok mimpi jd runaway bride lg. Ape mslh problemnya pon xtau la asik nk mimpi lari dr kawen. Bkn kawen lari ye. Bezanya this time I kinda like the guy I’m supposed to marry as opposed to last time where I hate the guy. But whichever the case I still run from the wedding gak. Ape kes? Ada commitment-phobic ke haku ni? Bila nk dpt happily-ever-after ending dream pon xtau la. Sesapa ada explanation yg munasabah ke munasarawak ke utk dikongsi bsama sila la jgn segan silu tgglkn komen anda di comment box.

So till another dream peeps. zzzzz...

Highlight of the day..

Vivek Oberoi (bkn nama sbnar) says: hi.
Madhuri Dixit (juga bkn nama sbnar) says: hi
V says: its your picture
M says: what about it?
V says: that display in chat window
M says: my skype profile pic?
V says: yes
V says: its u right?
M says: nooo
M says: i juz like the gown
M says: i found it sumwhere on the net
M says: the picture i mean
V says: oic
V says: but if you wear it u will looks like that also
M says: nah. i wont be able to look like that in million years!
M says: but thats very nice of u to say that
M says: :)
V says: why not u are beautiful pretty
V says: i dont think the girls in the pic are much prettier than u
M says: haha
M says: well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder rite
V says: yes and i think its in u
V says: thats why i say
M says: agree
M says: what we feel inside will show on the outside
V says: of course. then we can try getting to know each other much better
M says: sure
V says: nice to talk with u
M says: rite back at u
M says: ^_^
V says: no need to smile you are already very beautiful
M says: wow, smooth talker arent u?
M says: haha
V says: no its true
M says: i was taught to take compliment with gratitude so in that case thank u very much
V says: you are most welcome
V says: i cant stop myself from saying anything which is true
V says: that i realise when i first saw u
M says: really?
V says: yes
M says: good to know that
V says: you have this one good thing in u which is smiling everytime
V says: this quality doesnt have in everyone
V says: which i like very much
V says: :)
M says: aww.. so sweet of u
M says: ^_~


its nice to have people saying nice things to u once in a while rite. even tho they r probably juz being nice or mebbe not really mean it but at least its gonna make u feel better bout urself in some ways.

=)

Just Feel Better..

She said I feel stranded
And I can't tell anymore
If I'm coming or I'm going
It's not how I planned it
I've got a key to the door
But it just won't open

And I know, I know, I know
Part of me says let it go
That life happens for a reason
I don't, I don't, I don't
Because it never worked before
But this time, this time
I'm gonna try anything to just feel better

Tell me what to do
You know I can't see through the haze around me
And I do anything to just feel better

And I can't find my way
Boy I need a change
And I do anything to just feel better
Any little thing to just feel better

She said I need you to hold me
I'm a little far from the shore
And I'm afraid of sinking
You're the only one who knows me
And who doesn't ignore
That my soul is weeping

I know, I know, I know
Part of me says let it go
Everything must have a season
Round and round it goes
And every day's the one before
But this time, this time
I'm gonna try anything to just feels better

Tell me what to do
You know I can't see through the haze around me
And I do anything to just feel better

I can't find my way
God I need a change
And I'd do anything to just feel better
Any little thing to just feel better

I'm tired of holding on
To all the things I ought to leave behind, yea
It's really getting old, and
I think I need a little help this time
I'm gonna try anything to just feel better

Tell me what to do
You know I can't see through the haze around me
And I do anything to just feel better

And I can't find my way
God I need a change
And I do anything to just feel better
Any little thing to just feel better..



note: am still numb, still confused n still in a morose n daze state. in desperate need of any lil thing to juz feel better.. :(

..........

things r gettin weirder n weirder on this side
n things r getting weirder n weirder on the other side too
i thought i finally found my answers
n my way out of this
guess i was wrong
i didnt juz not get any answers
but things r gettin more messed up day by day
i donno wats happening here
i donno wat is God's plan for me
i'm more frustrated n confused of this situation now than ever
i'm desperate to escape from here
i need to get myself away from all this confusion
i cant stay in this anymore
i'm not strong enough to go on
i've been on this road to nowhere forever
i need to find the exit
i'm tired of embarking on this journey
i wanna stop
but i donno how
y give me hopes
only to crush me in the end
i'm tired of all this
i'm really, really tired
please get me outta here
i cant go on anymore
i have to get on with my life at some point
i need to try n open my heart for another journey
but i cant do that when i'm stuck here without any mean of escape
without any mean of closure
if there's no future for me here
please get me away from this
give me that closure i'm longing for
coz i dont wanna wait no more
all this is killin me
it's draining me inside out
i had enough
i'm done
done..
done?
am i really?
who am i kidding..

"Me likes to"

this is easy n fun. all u have to do is..

a. Go to Google
b. Type your name and the words "likes to" all in quotation marks. (e.g. "Stephen likes to")
c. Report back on the first TEN things that come up for your name.

1) Halie likes to play around the house or cheer on the Bucklin Red Aces sports team.

2) Halie likes to laugh and relishes in sarcastic humor.

3) Halie likes to go shopping during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

4) Halie likes to play peek a boo pictures, videos, images and albums from Webshots.

5) Halie Likes to dance and i decided to video tape it - its SOOO cute :)

6) Halie likes to run around the yard and go to the beach!

7) Halie likes to practice her ninja skills as well, but she is a little shy so she busts them out when she is really mad.

8) Halie likes to smell the roses. What a dork!

9) Halie likes to model and Tori likes to chill but they're still so cute.

10) Halie likes to eat, a girl after my own heart. I love you Hayhay!!


p/s: i can think of hundreds other nicknames for Halie but Hayhay??!! seriously..

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since this is quite fun i decided to google the name of 'Org itu' n this is the result.
note: i put 'Org itu' here as the substitute of that person real name. i use the real name when i googled. nk cari mati la kalu ltak nama btol dia kt cni..

1) 'Org itu' likes to take picture.....say cheesessssss.

2) 'Org itu' likes to take his bones to the back yard and bury them all over the place. He also loves eating and sleeping.

3) 'Org itu' likes to read street signs and run vey fast.

4) 'Org itu' likes to play play play. He played with dinosaurs. He played with toys. He played with eyes and helicopters and noses and beds and dolls..

5) 'Org itu' likes to run around the house like a fool and me just gets the heck out of his way.

6) 'Org itu' likes to take a nap with me. He slept 20 hours and a half.

7) 'Org itu' likes to wake up in the middle of the night. He likes to have his pacifier and bear-bear.

8) 'Org itu' likes to go outside and eat grass. He likes to try mud in his mouth.

9) 'Org itu' likes to use brands like Armani, Hugo Boss, Rohit Bal and Ravi Bajaj. Colognes are Versus by Versace, Kitone and Polo Sport.

10) 'Org itu' likes to play with other dogs too. He would benefit from further training; he is a very bright lad who likes to learn new things.

xtra) If 'Org itu' likes to grow in water (or other liquid), then I predict that he will increase in size from 4 1/4 squares to xxx squares in one day.

very fascinating that guy..

btw sesapa yg rasa nk buat tag ni buat je la. i'm tagging evrybody who read this post. ^_~

It's a big, big.....

I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...

I can see the first leaves falling
It's all so yellow and nice
It's so very cold outside
Like the way I'm feeling inside

I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...

Outside it's now raining
And tears are falling from my eyes
Why did it have to happen
Why did it all have to end

I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...

I have your arms around me
Warm like fire
But when I open my eyes
You're gone...

I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...

Love Test..

The Questions..

1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long?
- Long

2. On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?
- 10 red roses n 10 white roses

3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself?
- The family member gets him

4. You go up to your boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?
- On the bed

5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?
- Asleep

6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain or more interesting road?
- Long

My answers mean..

1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
- You chose the long road. You take your time and do not fall in love easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return.
- You give 50% and expect 50% in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems.
- You asked the family member to get your significant other. You like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves.

4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like seeing your boy/girlfriend.
- You place the roses on the bed. You like to see him/her a lot.

5. This represents your attitude towards his/her personality.
- You prefer the person to be asleep, you love the person the way s/he is.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
- You chose the longer road. You will tend to stay in love for a long time.


Happy Valentine for those who celebrate it n for those who dont, love can be celebrated in many other ways instead anyway. <3

xoxo